Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Allow me, if you will, a moment to talk about something which I know is completely and utterly trivial but which I am just a little over excited about right now.

Guess who I'm meeting tomorrow! Go on, guess. I mean who would you expect a Glasgow MSP might be meeting? Certainly not this guy. Although he was once the brother-in-law of a Glaswegian, a Dennistoun resident in fact. A singing Dennistoun lassie who now has a confusing accent, annoyingly young looking skin and an even more confusing and worrying allegiance to the Tories.

Anyway anyway yes I am talking about Lulu. So if I'm meeting Lulu's ex brother-in-law, what does that mean? It means I'm meeting Andy Frieda! Hah! Just kidding, don't even know if that particular ex had a brother. No, I am meeting a BEE GEE!!! Robin Gibb is a patron of the charity I'm supporting at the parliament tomorrow (I will tell you about that in a separate and far more serious post) and I am meeting him!

"J J J jive talking, you're telling me lies" ... no, I'm not and tomorrow I will publish the pics to prove it. "But I got nothing to be guilty of" because "we're living in a world of fools" and "I'm just the man in the middle of a complicated plan"!

Okay, I apologise, it's just getting silly now I know. I'll stop it. It's just that "life's going nowhere, somebody help me, somebody help me please". A Bee Gee, can you believe that - not that I'm taken in by all this celebrity stuff or anything ...

Playin' it cool, playin' it cool - ah ha ha ha playin' it coo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-l!