Alex Salmond, you have been found guilty of snowing all over Scotland, turning our streets into a giant ice rink and causing the elderly of our country to be trapped in their own homes. Your sentence is to have to listen to the likes of Ian Gray repeating the same irrelevant questions over and over and over ad infinitum, thus taking up valuable time that could otherwise be spent on the serious business of running the country.
My summary of today's First Minister's Questions! Astonishing that the SNP is almost being blamed for the bad weather. I admit I reckon we'll get more sunshine after Independence but I think they're taking it a bit far!
If you want to watch it and hang on for Margo McDonald talking sense toward the end of it, click this link here and select First Minister's Questions in the first drop down menu.
Politics Live - readers' edition - Friday 21 July
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